Gal dang gum it all to heck! What have we got to say for ourselves?!? Have we lapsed into a veritable crevasse of work, responsibility, familial duties and shoveling snow so deep that we've forgotten our creed, we've forsaken our very nature, the irresponsibility, frivolity and immaturity that distinguishes us as THE UNGUIDED? Heaven Forbid!
Why just a few short months ago there we ran, naked through the wilds of the mother land, in our tweaked out IK,s slurping down snickers bars and slogging our bagels with globs of Nutella to our hearts desire. Surfing Mr Hankeys, carving the red tailed waking wounded, worshipping at the alter of the dolly llama and waiving our genitals at your aunties with abandon! Good gosh man, snap out of it! Awake and arise from the dust you pathetic domesticated welps of a whore I curse your eyes!!
As you lie in that hospital bed of your future with tubes up every orifice surrounded by your offspring who's names you can't recall as the cataracts blur your vision and the smell of our own bodily fluids stings their dainty nostrils and the last breathes of your mortal body rattle from your bony concave chest. With your big butted hospice nurse as my witness, you will crave with all your being to be standing in the (Unnamed River) sucking the marrow from its millennial flow and to scream at the top of your lungs with your last mortal breath, BLONDIE!
2 comments:
HEE HEEE.. Man alive, you said somethin there pardner!
Pard, you taking liberties to edit my ramblings? I agree, was plum foolhardy to disclose the locale to the myriads of readers we boast, both of whom have fished unnamed river with usns in tow.
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